What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:34
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.